Male, because …
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Female, because …
No one but the original creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The message, “Bad command or filename” , is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
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Friday, October 5th 2018 at 12:44PM
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